Gophers on a corn tortilla
"gophers on a corn tortilla" is a 19-minute-long YouTube Poop made by Kjolt and released on YouTube on May 12, 2026. It is another "floater movie" sequel, following "you're not supposed to eat grilled chicken" as the third in the series. Much like the others, it is a series of rapid-fire edited memes with a loose theme throughout. It retains many recurring sources like Dark Man, the "yogurt effect", and "it's a floater!". However, unlike the videos before it, this video leans even further into having a narrative. In this aspect, it is more similar to Kevin War. Part of the way through, the Earth is invaded by the gopher aliens, and the overarching story revolves around this to the end.
Description
"well due to the entire gopher friend of an amazing digital circus, the barbershop haircut that hawk tuah the sprunki is was the most incredible floater of the corn tortilla. grilled chicken, and hello. that is the yogurt effect, baby. pibby? deltarune chapter 5 and stuff."
Plot
While the video is mostly the typical, nonsensical YouTube Poop antics, the seeds of the story are planted even before the major shift around the 8-minute mark. Rodents like hamsters (edited from fractalcounty's "Hamster Movie") and rats are prominently shown, presumably in cahoots with the video's antagonists. The rulers of the earth planet send messages to the people of the planet Earth in an attempt to inform them about yogurt effects, but their writing ranges from perfectly legible to incoherent. After the first and second musical intermissions featuring the song "Foodbeat2b", a real-life video is shown of someone walking down a street in Alberta, Canada. Their camera pans upward to the moon, and suddenly a glowing, pulsing green object is seen noisily flying across the sky. The person runs in panic, and the video begins to break down. Meanwhile, in a computer terminal, transmissions from the Rodent Nebula are received. Some gopher aliens reveal themselves, declaring who they are and simply that they are invading Earth.
After a brief fake video game loading screen intermission, the music "Rodent Transmission" (cflip's version) plays over the next scene. gopher aliens begin to interfere with some of the memes seen prior in the video, applying green filters and audio pitch adjustments to them. They once again affirm that the Earth is receiving a "rodent transmission" from outer space. People and animals alike react to the breaking news with devastation, fear, and anger. In another message from the rulers, they announce that they "do not even like nor condone" the ongoing invasion, and that their militaries will attempt to "poach these green fucking pests". In the second part to the "Rodent Transmission" music section, some gopher aliens, among hamsters, crawl around in various spaces amidst a green filter to the surrounding world. Lines of gopher aliens in green vats are shown sliding across an unknown facility, and the segment ends with footage of UFOs and a gopher alien declaring again that they are invading Earth.
Later on, a man is recording himself looking for his misplaced car. Earlier that evening, a gopher alien broke out of a vat and drove a UFO to Earth to abduct both his car, located in a grassy field, and a singular cow. The gophers send a new transmission; they speak of abducting objects and "taking things away" from the residents of Earth because they want to, but also so that they can conduct experiments. They formally thank the humans on the receiving end of the transmission and sign off. Soon after, a young chimp and a human are walking together in the woods, and the chimp helps them up into his wooden house so that they can remain safe from the gopher aliens. Following this, two green humanoid aliens are shown discussing alien luxuries, and one says that he would prefer "an entire astronomical unit of property in the Cigar Galaxy". Then, the third and final "Foodbeat2b" segment conveys that all of Earth's residents have reached out to the "different aliens" from the Cigar Galaxy to assist in their conflict. The rulers of Earth are now gaining confidence in their ability to fight back for their home planet.
At Centre Block in Canada, a meeting of Earth's greatest minds takes place, where Cuggy, Kjolt, RegentMarmot and Dokter Suess are seen seated inside the building. The King of Earth shows up to announce that he has found a guy who will help them secure this war and defeat the gopher aliens for good; none other than Kevin, returning from Kevin War. He is to lead the charge along with all of Earth's residents and the different aliens. A "VS" screen intermission followed by a short loading screen follows before the war properly begins. Many of Earth's people from the memes shown throughout the video prior return, now having their actions in their source videos repurposed for combat against the gopher aliens. During this, the gopher aliens are shown to have even invaded the tunnels, hoping that it's acceptable to do so despite evidently being at odds with everyone on Earth. A compilation of people combating the invaders ensues, with even the Yoper briefly appearing to attack a gopher alien floating through outer space. Kevin tells the gopher aliens to surrender, and they promptly flee the planet within seconds.
At Centre Block, the King of Earth and the different aliens congratulate everyone for their victory and bestow a gift upon Kevin for his efforts; an entire astronomical unit of property in the Cigar Galaxy. It is said that he would settle down there for a while after the conflict settled, and that peace returned to Earth.