Gopher Alien

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Gopher Alien

Image of a Gopher Alien.
First Appearance "gophers on a corn tortilla" (2026)
Classification Extraterrestrial Rodent
Smell Space Dust
Relatives Gopher
Notable Members None

"Hello. We are the gopher aliens, and we are invading Earth."

- Gopher Alien, "gophers on a corn tortilla"

The gopher aliens are a group of highly intelligent, extraterrestrial rodents from the Rodent Nebula who invade the planet Earth in "gophers on a corn tortilla". They pilot UFOs, which contain other gopher aliens in vats in large quantities in order to conserve their energy during their trip through outer space. They appear like normal gophers, only bright green, and with larger eyes and two thin antennae.

Their exact reasons are unknown, but the gopher aliens target Earth for invasion and made contact with Earth's rodents to act as spies. When they invade, they show no explicit hostility but often turn things in their vicinity green and have a liking for abducting objects, for experimentation or otherwise. Ironically, the people of Earth are more hostile despite not being the ones to start the conflict. When the gopher aliens speak, it is usually in a formal, friendly and calm manner. In contrast to this, many of the human writings in the same video are profane, illogical or aggressive. Gopher aliens are only seen actually fighting back once the war begins, as one is shown holding a P90 before being defeated by Kevin. While assertive and threatening on the surface, the gopher aliens exhibit no direct hostility toward Earth; only curiosities. When told to surrender, they immediately retreat back to their home.