Kevin
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"One with the...with the...with...Minecraft."
Kevin is the protagonist of Kevin War played by Nathan Olsen. He is a man living in Ricky Hills following the events of "The Milkis Massacre" in Ricky War roughly a century in the future. Kevin is characterized as a heroic yet unstable man, whose speech stutters and slurs when under stress. He is a persistent fighter who does what he needs however he needs to do it.
Kevin War
In his video of origin, he ventures through the hills and stumbles upon Cran who miraculously survived after all that time being frozen in snow. Cran tells Kevin to help him retrieve the Milkis in order to bring Ricky back from death. He complies in order to save the hills from the clutches of the Hill People who are causing chaos. Kevin acquires Milkis from the Spanish Goblin, keeping it safe at his house. He is later attacked by Hill People, catching him off his guard but prompting him to train himself for combat knowing the threat they pose.
One night, Kevin brings the Milkis with him outside to once again meet with Cran, only to be attacked suddenly by the hitman. He stumbles down a hill, separating from the Milkis though surviving the shot to the head. As he gets up and tries to escape into his car, the hitman once again catches up to him and kills him. However, Kevin's spirit is sent to Rodney's Tunnel, the location in which the game of the same name takes place. Being the protagonist of that game, it can be assumed that he returns to life after defeating Rodney, the spirit holding the realm together.
gophers on a corn tortilla
Kevin reappears in the climax of "gophers on a corn tortilla", reusing his clips from Kevin War. The King of Earth employs his help in leading the people of Earth in the war against the gopher aliens, alongside the different aliens and some of Earth's non-human inhabitants. He is shown kicking a gopher alien with his sick ass moves as it threatens Dotz Show with a P90. After the battle is won, the king and the different aliens present Kevin with an entire astronomical unit of property in the Cigar Galaxy as a reward.