Spodermen
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"fuk awf juses"
- Spodermen to Juses
Spodermen, alternatively Spoderman and often misspelled as Spooderman, is a popular and long-running internet meme depicting a crudely drawn and deformed Spider-Man. He is known for speaking in purposefully misspelled English and having more swag than anyone alive.
Personality
Spodermen is known to be self-centered and very demeaning to others, cussing at them and even committing violent crimes without much hesitation. He has unrivaled "sweg" and claims to "fuk liek 837 biches evrydai". When his ego feels threatened or he sees an opportunity to degrade someone lesser than him, he may tell them to "fuk awf" or that they are "an fagit". Even his closest allies, like Juses, Spungebawb and Onkel Bin, are not spared from this behaviour.
History
He is thought to have originated in the year 2012 at the latest, but not much is known about his true source. He often featured alongside other characters like Dolan Duk and Gooby in the Uncle Dolan Show and various comics. Over time, more high quality interpretations of the original Spodermen image were made in order to create more readable images and videos with the character.
Spodermen was further popularized by an "official" Spodermen YouTube channel ran by Saskatchewan resident Jordan Clory. In these videos, he covers all kinds of topics like playing video games, giving tutorials and interviewing topical people and characters. He is most often accompanied by Juses Crust, his friend and rival, who is a parody of Jesus Christ. The voices he and the other characters use were produced with Speakonia, a text-to-speech audio program. Along with this, Spodermen also ran an official Twitter account with the username spodermenpls, though it was suspended likely due to stirring controversy.
The Spodermen channel was active until after summer of 2016, when regular videos suddenly stopped. In May of the next year, a video titled "SPODERMEN RETURNS" would be released to announce the return of Spodermen. However, no videos were ever published after this point. 4 years later, Spodermen would make a short series of community posts about losing his voice and seemingly having been hospitalized. Jordan Clory had largely moved on from the channel to pursue other things, including becoming a father. Unfortunately, he would pass away on February 14th, 2022 due to various struggles.
Spodermen Interviews the Yoper
Spodermen appears "Spodermen Interviews the Yoper", a homage to the defunct YouTube channel that uses the same editing style, voices and images. Here, Spodermen interviews the Yoper (stylized as "yopur") and tries to figure out what its deal is. After getting only unsatisfactory answers, Spodermen's attitude quickly shifts and he begins to insult it, even saying "i liek kuggy moar den u".
Trivia
- In terms of his relation to Kjolt lore, Spodermen was originally a villain in the first iterations of Kjolt's fictional world. He has been removed for several years due to the shift toward more original and serious themes and concepts.