Bastard
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Bastards are common enemies in Rodney's Tunnel and one of the very first to be encountered, along with Shrodneys. They are pink, amphibious things that look like squished smiley faces with legs. They will hop toward the player on sight, emitting a cartoony bounce sound. When killed, they will deflate and exclaim "OH! Shit".
Bitches are their green female counterpart as the pink Bastards are males. They are a little tougher and glow when they hop. They live in wet underground areas.
Stats
| Image | Name | Description | HP | AT | XP Reward | First Appears |
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Bastard | Pink creatures that hop toward you when you're in their sights. | 16 | 3 | 25 | Ricky Hills |
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Bitch | The stronger, female variant of the bastards who glow in the dark. | 60 | 8 | 25 | Old Sewers |
Trivia
- Kjolt voices the enemy's death sound effect, though it is pitched down.
- Bastards predate Rodney's Tunnel, having been made as an experimental mod after scripting became possible in Rovgend's Labyrinth.
- A third, teal variant of the enemy was originally planned to appear in the latter half of the game. It has no official name, though it would've likely started with a 'B' and/or have been another cuss word.