Bastard

Bastard
Artwork of two Bastards and a Bitch.
First Appearance Rodney's Tunnel (2024) Classification {{{class}}} Smell {{{smell}}} Variants Bitch Notable Members N/A

Bastards are common enemies in Rodney's Tunnel and one of the very first to be encountered, along with Shrodneys. They are pink, amphibious things that look like squished smiley faces with legs. They will hop toward the player on sight, emitting a cartoony bounce sound. When killed, they will deflate and exclaim "OH! Shit".

Bitches are their green female counterpart as the pink Bastards are males. They are a little tougher and glow when they hop. They live in wet underground areas.

Stats

Image	Name	Description	HP	AT	XP Reward	First Appears
	Bastard	Pink creatures that hop toward you when you're in their sights.	16	3	25	Ricky Hills
	Bitch	The stronger, female variant of the bastards who glow in the dark.	60	8	25	Old Sewers

Trivia

-Kjolt voices the enemy's death sound effect, though it is pitched down. -A third, teal variant of the enemy was originally planned to appear in the latter half of the game. It has no official name, though it would've likely started with a 'B' and/or have been another cuss word.