Bastard
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 Artwork of two Bastards and a Bitch. | |||||||||||
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Bastards are common enemies in Rodney's Tunnel. They are pink, amphibious things that look like squished smiley faces with legs. They will hop toward the player on sight, emitting a cartoony bounce sound. When killed, they will deflate and exclaim "OH! Shit".
Bitches are their female counterpart as the pink Bastards are males. They are tougher and a little stronger, and glow when they hop. They live in wet underground areas.
Stats
| Image | Name | Description | HP | AT | XP Reward | First Appears |
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Bastard | Pink creatures that hop toward you when you're in their sights. | 16 | 3 | 25 | Ricky Hills |
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Bitch | The stronger, female variant of the bastards who glow in the dark. | 60 | 8 | 25 | Old Sewers |